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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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