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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simpkins eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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