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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bilbo eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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