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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simba eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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