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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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