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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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