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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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