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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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