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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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