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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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