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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Toby eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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