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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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