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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Lola eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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