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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Lola eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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