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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Teddy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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