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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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