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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Charlie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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