Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.