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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Smeagol eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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