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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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