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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Akira eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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