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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Trotsky eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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