Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.