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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Darth Vader eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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