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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Pebbles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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