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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Pebbles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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