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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Izzy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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