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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ginger eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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