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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ginger eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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