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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Maya eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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