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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Peanut eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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