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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Pepper eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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