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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Gus eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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