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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rocky eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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