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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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