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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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