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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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