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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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