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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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