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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Thor eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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