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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Thor eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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