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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Squishy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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