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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Squishy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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