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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dexter eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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