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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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