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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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