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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ziggy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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