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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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