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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Simpkins eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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