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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Simpkins eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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