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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Simpkins eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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