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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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