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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Simba eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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