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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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