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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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