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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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