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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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