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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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