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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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