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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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