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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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