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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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