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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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