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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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