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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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