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Pet death
My
grandmother
had their beloved pet
rock ⚫️
Mr
Cuddles
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
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a bull 🐮
a venomous snake 🐍
a hyena 🐺
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
an ostrich 🐦
a bear 🐻
a pufferfish 🐡
a wild boar 🐗
a rhinoceros 🦏
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