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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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